“Whose Disgusting Baseball Writer Full Tiddies Are These?”

I think the solution is pretty simple. The winner of the draft also has to take Dwight Howard.

There’s no other way to put it: Goldy Gopher destroyed a kid unnecessarily.

I did the whole JFK “back and to the left” rewind-play thing so much I had to make it permanent. This is tremendous!

FUCK YEAH.!!!

“Your honor, I love my date and never would have done anything to harm her. It’s just that she’s such a huge fucking slut that she WANTED me to have all my friends gang-rape her when she was unconscious, and piss on her, and take pictures of her being violated and share them with the world. That’s just how she likes…

From a “The realities of the world don’t apply” perspective, yes, it would be better to have multiple seasons in a single calendar year.

Hating the Patriots is not biased, it’s just good sense.

Maybe Trump will deport Kanter for being mean to his autocratic friend/investment partner.

I was totally outraged until I heard about the great deals at Bay Ridge Honder.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

I dunno, man. The draw didn’t bother me so much, but that 118-110 card to Canelo really seems impossible. Watching the decision, when Michael Buffer said “judge Adelaide Bird scored the fight 118-110...” it took, like, whole seconds for my group to realize she’d scored it for Canelo. It seemed like a not unreasonable…

No, especially since Adalaide Byrd has a long history in both Boxing and MMA of completely lopsided or mind blowing scoring

It’s preposterous, calming down, things of that nature.

Did I just watch Stephen A Smith telling someone to calm down?

When a real man sees another real man, a real man like Billy Bush, he’s just gotta make sure he impresses the fuck outta that man. All you betas won’t understand the unbridled realness of what I just said. Which makes sense. Because you’re poors. Anyway, reading is for cucks.

if you want to hear about why he always wears protection, and other questions of that ilk, be my guest.

@Emily I used to live around Union Square, and I have been to Prof Thoms during Patriots games.... JESUS CHRIST can I confirm.

Is Joe Flacco Matt Stafford elite?

General rule of thumb: no matter how enticing the salary cap looks, DO NOT give nearly $50 million and four years to a guy that averaged 6 points on 40 percent shooting for the shitty, boring Pacers.