Man that’s a lot of bullshit to cover up you being a racist.

I wonder by what metric you think we are “wasting” the coverage?

One thing I’ve always wondered is why a certain very common type of internet commenter is so fixated on group masturbation rituals.

Hmm, usually Lewis does really well with Sharpe points.

I’m amazed you can manage to dunk on Ray Lewis. He’s really known for being able to obstruct.

It’s nice to see a bunch of teenage girls heading the wrong way on something other than my local highway.

I was promised fundamentals!

If FS1 management could have him simply debate himself, they would, and thanks to this very slickly edited video produced by Will Schleichert, you can finally see what that dystopian scenario would look like.

Detroit can in-house recruit AB all year.

This is fucking fantastic.

Sure Draymond may be making less than Ryan Anderson, the third part of the Rockets’ Big Three, but can Draymond do THIS? (goes 1-9 from 3 point range, accumulates no other statistics of note)

Doesn’t Durant’s signature shoe deal, compounded by winning, make this pay cut a wash?

Welcome to basketball in late capitalism.

Fortunately a bespectacled Future-Gaethje was there from the Year 2045 to prevent Present-Gaethje from doing something rash in retaliation, thereby DQing himself before the match.

RTFA.

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

This may sound terrible, but it isn’t unprecedented. In 2014, former Mariners catcher Jesus Montero was a perfect 31-for-31 at Baskin-Robbins.

It sounds like the Let’s Remember Some Guys Invitational.

Is it self-officiated? If we’re going to get all the non-contact injuries of old-man pickup, we should at least get the good parts too.

I went and it was a long afternoon. The arena was operating about 30% of its food & drink stands and the games dragged when it was Kwame Brown’s post moves followed by a shockingly competent post showing by Mike Sweetney. The Labatt Blue I procured was essential.