NEVAR!!!!

Plumlee was admired for his effort, knowing his limitations, and occasionally surprising fans by exceeding them (e.g. making a 6 foot jumper)

YES YES YES YES YES! Thank you! Fuck Meyers Leonard. Why does our goddamn city love him so fucking much?

“This Meyers Leonard is busted. Get me a new one.”

Lol Bulls. 🤣

Feds: Nickname for the FBI

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Yes, I really hope this is a kinja comment and not a serious one, but I put nothing past the Cult of Tebow (the image comparing their career stats below should show up if this comment is ungreyed, otherwise click in the gap here to get it to show up):

tebow’s political beliefs kept him in the league despite his ability.

“No one makes a list of the best 64 or 96 players at any position and just hands out jobs. It doesn’t work that way. Back-half-of-the-roster jobs usually come down to fit.”

Yeah anybody who deals with corporate hiring knows “just not a good fit for our culture here” is the default euphemism for someone you don’t want…

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

I mean, sixth inning. I’m sure someone will drill the kid in the ribs for it because playthegametherightwayoldskoolrezpektzomg!!!, but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that bunt.

Schrodinger’s Kristaps.

Baseball

“man, if I had a chin for every tired excuse I hear I would have about the same amount of chins”

The 27th and 28th pick aren’t getting packaged for a top 10 pick unless that package also includes the 11th pick. Then you might be able to get the 10th.

The worst contract of the year:

The real crime committed by Charles Manson is that he ruined the hippie dream. I have no idea why society in 1969 / 70 had to relive the death of that dream with a long, drawn-out criminal trial just because a district attorney thought some “murder victims” inconveniently got in the way of some knives.

He has confessed in a secular confessional to betraying the trust of his wife, and perhaps of the women who considered him a mentor before he moved them to another spot on the sliding scale of human interaction.