best thing he could do for the jets at this point is sign with the pats and somehow kill both mccown and hackenberg in a devastating double sack

Living in Sacramento may explain his lack of fear. A slip to his death would be a lateral move, at worst.

Mariners fans have learned it’s best to never have hope.

Matt Harvey seems unhappy about his new role within the organization.

1. Two black coaches squaring off against eachother in the Finals? Not on my watch.

Live look at Mike Brown:

Just giving an example. It’s not like I brought up wrestling on an article about homemade beef jerky or some shit. “That strip of beef looks tough, but not as tough as Mad Man Pondo - who once stapled a dollar bill to my nipple!” (untrue story)

The half eyebrows are contributing.

Cuban has an underrated pair of crazy eyes

15,000 word write up coming tomorrow (complete with 3000 pop culture references) titled “why the Celtics actually won the game”.

He’s already Optimus Dime!

So [Watercraft] [Watercraft] was too on-the-nose for you, but [Protein] [Protein] wasn’t? Fuck you.

Caps lose in the second round. Ducks lose game seven at home.

Well, WNBA voting is done by fan balloting. In addition to a mother and father, Schimmel has a sister, so that’s usually enough votes to push through.

“Had he gone to one of my bogus charter schools, he would have learned civility, politeness, and how to make Gucci purse knock-offs in a basement sweatshop for my benefit.”

Because it’s embarrassing to have a beef with Olynik.

“would get in the way of them being students first and foremost, and athletes second.”

I’ll have to remember these words of wisdom from the Ohio State and Stanford presidents tomorrow night when I’m watching Malik Hooker and Marshon Lattimore of Ohio State and Christian McCaffrey and Solomon Thomas of Stanford each…

It is a cosmic injustice if Westbrook isn’t crash bandicoot.

Forget ‘em all you want doesn’t change the fact that in literally any given year throughout the NBA’s history the Hawks are more likely to be better than 90% of the league, stay salty