“Service Time"

Get ready for this Bob Sacamano guy to get really mad at you. 

No you hang up!

I think I get it. You don’t like me. Have a nice day!

This is a really lopsided conversation, because you are deeply invested in the outcome, and I am not, so you are directing weird, baseless insults at me. I don’t care what you think about me, guy. Like I said, good luck with your fandom. Genuinely. I hope this all works out for you, and you can claim this victory. I…

You’ve called me dumb, idiot, narcissistic. You're upset. It's ok. Just take a deep breath and calm down. You'll feel better.

IT’S NOT COPYPASTA!

I dislike all of the teams to about the same degree. I don't have fandom to cloud my judgement. I would like it if the Browns were good and this trade works for them, I just think it's a bad trade. I like it when historically bad teams compete, even if it kind of turns Jaguars Junction on its head. You are taking good…

I'm sorry you've been a Brown fan for thirty years. It's done horrible things to you.

You’ll look back on this moment as the time a benevolent outsider tried to speak reason to you. Good luck being a Browns fan.

I think you’re mistaking me with someone who cares about either of these teams.

Holy fuck, y’all think the Browns won this trade? You know the games aren’t played on Madden, right? I would be surprised if OBJ has one more healthy season, and the Giants are getting two additional very good picks to accelerate the extremely necessary rebuild, plus a safety picked in the first round 2 years ago who…

It’s a bit gamier than bacon.

Fittingly, Air Bud and Lakers games have a similar flavor of hate-watchability.

It’s almost like everyone was right about these players!

Glad to see Louie continue his career in the comment section. Gotta start somewhere.

Good night sweet King. May flights of Angels plummet to the depths (of the AL West).

Perhaps it was not incorrect, but I was not able to understand your intent.

Thanks, I missed that.

Can someone explain what was wrong with the replay in the Bundesliga vid? They were awarded a penalty for a handball? Should it not have been a penalty if judged inadvertent?