How come this erroneous, poorly worded statement has this many stars?

This is the most monumentally important piece of writing since Infinite Jest. I won't even use the second letter of the alphaet anymore out of respect.

Wow, if I orchestrate a few polls can I dictate my favorite team's largest financial decisions??

Whoa, check out the guy in the middle. Didn't know there were fat vampires.

I’ve seen uglier dudes.

He didn’t say “abolish all multinational corporations,” that was your thing.

No. It's what we call a bad, or "Bayless-esque", take. 

Thank you for posting, this was all I could think about while reading the article.

Neither of these things were advice or permission. Those are your own weird perceptions, as your mind dwindles away here on your failed Kinja venture.

Can this type of thing be used in arbitration cases?

Starring your own comments doesn't make you right.

To describe Oakridge as 321 miles from Seattle rather than 150 miles from Portland will infuriate Oregonians more than a buffalo bills fan who has been told there are no folding tables to put people through or sweaty assess to eat.

Best not to let Luis see that GIF, as it would surely distress him to see that many Nazi salutes in succession.

Even if it was, Robert Kraft doesn’t need you to defend him.  Nothing worse than people who clutch their pearls at the AUDACITY of someone to resent a billionaire, a financial status that is almost exclusively afforded to narcissistic, greedy sociopaths.

Radio communication can and has been intercepted in the sports world. See that time the giants beat the Vikings like 47-3 or whatever that was.

Exctited to see how they get around this! They always have and always will.

Hey everyone, they are all wearing pinnies. They are all Pinnie Guys. Maybe we’re all Pinnie Guys, trying to set a high screen, and getting bulldozed by the quarterback of the football team.

The car looks fast and all, but where do you put the groceries?

He doesn’t watch porn. He jacks off to Good Will Hunting. But he thinks that Good Will Hunting is real.

Theft isn't given.