Finding the ring of wizardry sitting on the ground in the first scene with Elminster ruined me forever, and I spend way too much time searching every nook for loot.

Spare the baton, spoil the oppressed minority.

“I’m a grown man, I’ve got a little more sense than that. Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch.”

Yeah, sounds a lot like sour grapes. Gabe a Lakers fan?

I keep trying to think of something clever, but I just landed on "fuck Jim Gray."

He had just watched that episode of the Sopranos.

This seemed like an overpay at first, but I guess it must be factored in that a first round pick is not proven to be valuable to the 76ers.

Yeah, huge haul for a guy who seems like a complete bust.

They’re the Pelicans, not the Hornys anymore.

#lolknicks

Probably the guy whose foot is dead.

They built Fed-Ex field on an Indian Burial Ground.

Colorado Runner Kills Mountain Lion With His Bare Hands After It Attacks Him; Gets laid.

He’s no Ginobili.  

Draymond "Soon-to-be-irrelevent" Green

Let’s not.

WILL SOMEONE HIT THIS GUY IN THE FACE WITH A BALL PLEASE??

I hope they both lose

I don’t understand how Enes Kanter can’t be part of a losing strategy.

I don’t think that playing Enes Kanter increases your draft odds enough that you have to bench him.  Does Enes Kanter really add any wins for the Knicks if he plays 25 minutes?