“Asked for comment, Mr. Rubin said that he would comment, but first he had to go and return some video tapes.”

Whoa, so he broke her butt implants?  jesus.

KAT jacking up an airball isn’t that surprising.  That was some vintage Drose right there, and I admittedly forgot that he was still playing for them.

Holy shit look at Derrick Rose get to the rack like he has knees!

Yeah, it’s like there is no other quarterback available for them to sign who is better than the one’s currently on their roster. Colin Kaepernick isn’t a football player, after all.

As a lifetime Mariners fan, I got to watch a lot of Jamie Moyer throwing 82 mph “fast” balls while opposing hitters could not muster enough enough velocity off of his weak balls to regularly hit the ball well, and thus he pitched until he was 64.  How does he not make the list of most boring players of all time?

He looks like a Cavs fan.

The problem is that Lakers aren't good.

Strike to read as “horse in this face.”

Taking one out of the Mav’s playbook, who signed Kostas Antetokounmpo.

As burner accounts spawn their own burner accounts, their data begins to become corrupted, and the content more difficult to understand.  

This is what I imagine my dogs internal dialogue is when I ask “Do you wanna go to the park?”

Imagine all of your coworkers threatening to quit if your boss didn’t fire you.  That’s power.  

Yeah, the second video doesn’t really offer any illumination.

A REAL Pats fan would have thrown a bottle of Alex Guerrero's patented miracle urine!

I like it, but I think a better solution is to watch a different sport that is good.

You can’t hide Eli, but he can hide all kinds of shiny trinkets and nickle candies in his gaping maw, if it isn’t already full of flies and mothballs.

The “you need me, I’m leaving” thing struck me as very odd and downright insane, until I remembered that recently I gave notice at my job, and the time between giving notice and actually leaving, watching the scramble of my boss try to figure out “How are we going to replace everything you do?” I couldn’t help but…

The “you need me, I’m leaving” thing struck me as very odd and downright insane, until I remembered that recently I gave notice at my job, and the time between giving notice and actually leaving, watching the scramble of “How are we going to replace everything you do?” I couldn’t help but think “SEE? YOU FUCKING NEED…

Dreams do come true!  Keep your head up Jimbutt!