Oh he’ll take that call because elway is a shit gm and he will get paaaaaaid 

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.

So he was discussing his wife with his mistress? Classy. 

So— bear with me, this starts off as a downer but ends on (hopefully) an up note.

Well my surgical recovery was chugging along nicely, but uhh... yesterday Mr. Bells went to pick up our son for a doctor’s appointment, slipped on the concrete steps in front of the school, tumbled down and broke his freaking shoulder.

Well folks, I had a baby this week. 10 days before her due date, actually. Labor was extremely fast (less than 1.5 hours from start to finish) and we BARELY made it to the hospital (I seriously almost had her in the car), partly because we had to wait 20 min for my mother in law to show up from SIX BLOCKS away to…

I found the Bezos dick pic:

“Lady Louise” is the name of my cat.

Theory: Sanchez purposely leaked those pics via her friend in order to expedite Bezos divorce. 

Thanks for this insight. I’m 38, and the only one of my friends single, never married, and childless. I have always wanted those things, but I also never met anyone worth the compromise and I’m not well off enough to have a child by myself. I know my best friends pity me even if they aren’t happy in their own…

Amen.

Over 40 here, never married but recently living with S.O. I have no desire to date if the current situation doesn’t work out. I’d spent the last 15 years living alone and actually find myself second guessing my decision to cohabitate. Sure, I’d seek out the occasional companionship from a gent that appreciates an older…

Nearing 50 and I wouldn’t be interested him anyway. In fact, after 18 years of marriage, if I were to divorce and be single again I wouldn’t be interested in ANY man. I would be far more interested in doing whatever the hell I wanted to do, answering to no one, and most importantly, only taking care of myself. If I…

I remember seeing the headline for this somewhere else and saying “I bet he pervs hard on Asians.” AND SURE ENOUGH:

Are we all really taking the stance that unsolicited kissing/fondling of the breasts without prior consent would be okay if she was a confirmed adult? Because I’m over 40, and will punch you in the fucking face—if not lower.

Obviously her being underage makes it 10 times worse, but pulling a random woman out of the crowd to kiss and fondle is creepy in general

I like how people are freaking out about this with smart speakers and smart home devices when the smartphone they never have more than 2 feet away from them does EXACTLY THE SAME THING.

We’re so dead.

The highest point of the shoulder. Late Guinness world record holding steer Danniel is shown being properly measured here:

I'd like to see something horrible happen to that shithead hotel employee who told the victim "That's what you get for being a slut."