Omg no. Gtfo. I still find myself rage screaming along with Alanis when things just aren’t going well. It’s so cathartic. 

How does this not have more stars???

Asking the real questions.

Calm down, Satan.

Somebody’s hoo-ha on the St.Charles streetcar while visiting New Orleans several years ago.

Ooh, I got one, I got one!

Oh! You guys were so cute!

This is the correct response. 

Lol look what you started. None of us can stop jammin now.

Uhm... watching The Haunting of Hill House on Netflix and too intrigued to stop watching but sooo scared....

“...peak of his withers?”

Ha ha. “H’what?”

Naming your baby can be fun and stressful! With my first, because he was the first and a boy, it was easy enough to name him after his dad. We had trouble conceiving our second. Seven and a half years between the two. At the time, days before I found I was pregnant, I was doodling aimlessly at work while on a call. It …

Poor guy. My eldest just entered the retail workforce seasonally and says it is a madhouse.

Yikes! Hope you heal soon. 

I’m so sorry. I have my George and don’t even want to think about when that day may come I’ll have to let him go. 

Omg you’ve got me laughing out loud at the description of your vet! So funny! And your babies are so cute!

Awesome! Good for you. 

Tactless idiots. But at least you can weed them the fuck out.

He’s too cute! Totally worth it, yep!