Fuck the color-coordinated protest...imagine what a powerful statement women skipping the affair altogether would be...I can envision the camera panning the all-male room...now that’s a statement. Never going to happen but a gurl can dream.

Amen! I have a short torso and these high waisted/high rise jeans end up sitting in a spot on my body where when I sit down, it causes the top of them to fold over and I have to do this really attractive dance to reposition them when I stand up.

I’d be ok with having the body I had in 2007 again, just none of the fashions, please!

I would like if dresses with sleeves came back.

See, I love me a good lip balm for moisture, but I hate gloss and I will NOT go back. It’s sticky and I spend all my time wondering if it’s on my cheek after my hair got trapped in it...

Here it is! Aluminum tree from the seventies, courtesy of a coworker’s dead great aunt’s attic. I didn’t put lights on it because I think it would catch on fire.

Honestly, Bed Bath & Beyond has consistently been my best source for affordable, long-lasting curtains. Plus, coupons.

Holy Crap! You’re a weight loss genius! Continue not to give a shit about your age...my best friends and I turned 50 this year and we went to a huge music festival to celebrate. Man, what a great time. The good thing about getting older is that you can give yourself permission to cut off any thing or any person that…

I’m pretty happy with our tree, it looks pretty great for the fact that we didn’t measure our space before buying it! Bonus: my mom always had a cardboard fireplace when I was a kid since our house didn’t have one, so I carried on the fake fireplace tradition this year by painting this guy:

Decorating by the tasteful yet flairsome Mr. PFJ (I hung one string of lights across the living room windows and was like DUN)

Congrats on the weight loss! I know how hard that is to accomplish, at my heaviest I was 220 lbs, 17 years later I’m 125 lbs.

Mine’s the smallest! But also I didn’t have to decorate it and my cats won’t knock it over!

Um, well. . . .

My white husband is learning to make tamales tomorrow :D.

Awww! A couple years ago we convinced my mom that my little brother (a Marine) wasn’t going to be able to home for Christmas and we had him jump out of a giant present to surprise her. He was just on base in Cali so not as crazy but still wonderful to do. Especially as this year he’s really too far to do it (deployed…

Oh, she will. It will be delicious. Her little Nazi soul will scream in distress.

Princess Michael doesn’t like that once Meghan marries Harry, she will outrank Princess Michael, thus the racist princess will be expected to curtsy to a biracial woman.

I hope she has to curtsy to Meghan once she’s married to Harry.

When I first read that it was a broach I thought it was some sort of abstract piece of jewelry, but from looking at that picture it’s a figure of a black slave’s head. So yeah, that was not some sort of clueless oversight. That woman knew exactly what the fuck she was doing and she was sending a message.

She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing.