My creepy uncle turned creepy after I grew up. Thank goodness I wasn’t a kid when it happened cause I didn’t handle it very well as an adult. Fucker kissed me right on the mouth. Grosssss.....

When I was a kid, a large black cat walked up our driveway, as we sat under the carport one evening. We watched as he strolled right on up, cool as can be, magnificent really, with that thick, puffy black fur, not sleek, no, but tufted out. His eyes were green and glinted at us as he surveyed the scene. My dad swore…

A few summers ago my brother and his family had a similar close brush with death. I’ve never been, but it’s a place called Banana Bend on the banks of the San Jacinto River near Houston, TX, that is notoriously known for being the site of several drownings.

Ok, here’s another one.

🤤

Please, please tell me all about it! 🤓

I must have missed that one! I love me some scary!!! 👻

I’m sooooooo happy!!!!

Yeah, no shit. For years, and even now and again when I’m feeling low, I wonder if there’s something wrong with ME. Like.... do I have a sign on me that says EASY PREY? My grandpa, my dad, a cousin,an uncle, guys at school, my fucking boss.... And worse still my husband, on a night when he was stupid drunk, forced me…

Me too. 🙃

I am so sorry you’re having a crap evening! People can be so inconsiderate sometimes. You don’t deserve it. You’re one of the nicest Jezzies. ❤you! Hope he wakes up early tomorrow to do the shopping and brings back some yummy breakfast for you to boot.😉

Eeew.... are you sure she’s your friend? 🤔

I did not know that was her.

Your mom is an angel.

Some people can be so gross... my sil is also like that. It’s gotten to the point where we just avoid interacting with them cause we like to be happy... fuck looking down your nose at everyone and what they do or don’t have. And especially fuck hearing about how much you make and how you’re pretty much “set” and just…

Wait. What? How do you know this???

Omg yes. My sister called me today to chastise me for not going to a party over the weekend. So? Had other plans. Told her it wasn’t a big deal. She hung up on me. Whatevs, dude....

Nooooo!!!