What? L.A. Noire says $4.99 for me and $7.49 for the complete edition. I was going to get it at your advertised dirt cheap prices (Or ask my brother if he wanted to get it since I share my Steam account with him, kinda).

The problem with playing this as a high level character (I'm a level 64 thief/rogue type character) is all the loot is worthless. I mean, when I got a crossbow I was all like, "Cool crossbow!", but it's crap. It's only half as strong as my regular bow and the Steel Bolts it comes with are less than half as strong as…

There's some irony in this game having an illustrated manual.

Your opinion doesn't bother me in the slightest, just Squeenix's assumption that it's the only one of there games that belongs on some sort of weird sacred pedestal and that everything else that came later isn't as good. That's what bugs me.

This is the correct answer.

Get this, someone on the Penny Arcade forums thought it would be a cool idea if Zeboyd, the guys behind Cthulu Saves the World, made a sequel. The guys from Zeboyd actually frequented the forums and said they'd love too, but they'd probably never get a chance. The Penny Arcade guys saw this and were all that, whoa, we…

ALL OF THE HOMO!

Yeah, I thought about namedropping the original, but that's what your pic is from right?

Promoted for ALL the drugs.

I haven't even finished the game yet...

As dragonliet and squibsforsquibs said we actually produce a lot of our own oil. I'm pretty sure we import more from Canada than the Middle East as well. Let's hope we don't go to war with those guys...

We need more of this.

Yes, this, it's so freaking awesome that they did that.

Congratulations! You are (not) alone!

Not happening, the best we can hope for is Japan getting it by then.

I've been reading way too many comics lately...

Well, today's the day guys, probably, the day were the world as we know it ends and is replaced with something shitty in a poor attempt to appeal to no one. I won't stop coming here, that's unfair to the people that make Kotaku great, this isn't their fault. Anyway, maybe I'll play more video games instead of making…

As with most Asylum "films", kill it with fire and such.

I'm super excited for Dust: An Elysian Tale. Skulls of the Shogun looks pretty cool too. Of course, a lot of times with indie games, I don't discover them until they're about to drop.

With no star to gaze upon, my jokes will go unheard, send out to vacuumless void. And that my friends is how to kill a clown. That or fire, fire works too...