"I was trying to do everything I could to avoid this animal, who seemed to know what my secret was."

LETS GET FISHICAL, FISHICAL

Same. Tree fiddy, max.

I'm kind of hoping that's what he meant on a subtler level. God gave man the ability to Science, and we Scienced up some contraceptives.

HOTTEST GIF EVER:

Duh.

Man. Stories like this are why it always gets me when people say things like, "Society is going downhill! People are so TERRIBLE to each other nowadays! What happened to the good old days?" There were no "good old days." Not ever. People have always just been awful, and it was easier to hide it.

Constant vigilance. Always have a pair of unappealing sweatpants nearby to throw over your whore-slacks. It's the only way.

Not only did the guy I dated burp into my vag whilst eating me out, on a completely separate occasion he sneezed into it during the same act. Dude always smelled of old because he wore his deceased grandfather's old musk. Sweet guy, just... off.

Also, in all fairness to Target, I think one of those vibrating cartoon toothbrushes gave me my first orgasm.

I do not blame the dude for taking matters into his own hands. We have a legal system that is so broken when it comes to helping rape victims. Rapists almost never get what they deserve.

dont shame the brickhanded

Nephew was not charged with anything. +1 for the police this time around.

His nephew must have bricks for hands.

Fuck you brent i am gonna drink fizzy water and you cant stop me

Medical examiner said cause of death was the throat being crushed.

I love how they can't even get a plus sized model and have to use a headless mannequin.

By your logic, a size 2 should cost less than a size 10, which would cost less than a 14 — but that's not the case. Instead this mythical "more expensive to make & ship" argument only kicks in at size 18. Which is some bullshit.

A cute little kitten that will grow up to become a big fat cat