People calling it ‘grown up’ to hook in the back feel a lil bit like they’re big chest shaming. I’ve got big boobs. All bras have tons of hooks/rows. It must be great to be able to reach back and snap your bra on but some of us don’t have that luxury. 

This should be required reading for every dude on the planet. 

Jim Cooke is a national treasure.

Plus one on the butt crack hair monster. I’ve got long hair and it happens all the time. The worst is when you have one, don’t notice, then feel it in your dress at work. Then you’ve gotta book it to the bathroom for an emergency Butt Crack Hair Monster Removal™. Good times.

Don’t worry, they still have 4chan

Rajah obvs.

Have you seen this abomination?

Sprinkle a packet of powdered Ranch Dip on top...BOOM. Not exactly healthy, but delicioso.

I had a former bully find me on facebook and write a really long, heartfelt apology. I actually meant a lot to me and I really appreciated it. So I guess different people react different ways, but from where I'm standing, I would give it a shot.

"And ladies, they promise its because clothing your curves requires a special crack team of wizards skilled in the dark arts of butts. " <——This is one of my favorite lines in journalism. Ever.

Most of the items look like they came straight out of Buffalo Bill's Cooking for Company.

Themed cooking parties from the fifties are a thing? BRB BUYING A JELLO MOLD.

Is...is he dead?

What happens if he gets an erection?

You misswd the mark, Shrayber. Firt off: its octopodes. Secondly, they are adorable!

holy crap...58 minutes?!?!

I, for one, welcome our robot overlords.

Ah, the majestic flap flaps.

Wow! Bosco is getting a lot of attention! He's getting extra belly rubs this morning. Thanks everyone :D