OK, but like my bras have several hooks - at least two rows and two columns (so 4-6 hooks usually, of which I need to use 2-3). If you are trying to clasp it behind your back, how do you make sure you are hooking the right hook onto the right loop? This seems unnecessarily complex.

Haha don’t worry, I’m married to a man with a pretty big (well-kept!) beard. As long as you aren’t actively participating in “real men have BEARDS” shit, we’re cool!

“I didn’t have much experience of how to organize domesticity.”

Pachiarchy.

is that The Game?

This type of behavior, in a peanutshell, is why I had to get off OkDumbo.

voted twice. i am a modern woman. i contain multitudes. i cannot be defined by only one of the game’s hashtags.

This is the truest truth. I actually come easier and much harder from vaginal intercourse. But if a guy doesn’t attempt, without prompting, to mouth schuck my giggle oyster I'm pretty much done.

I would comment on the nature of his article itself, but I knew he was a world class bullshitter when he humble-bragged that on his very first trip to the snackateria, he managed to make his partner squirt.

My cousin posted this on Facebook today, linking to this article about how the poor menz are not getting good jobs and attracting “mates.”

FIRST OF ALL WASH YOUR BED. At least every other week but really once a week if you have pets or don’t shower before bed and live in a disgusting city.

I had a bartholin’s cyst on my labia. (Look it up; I’ll wait here. Sorry.) I went to the ER and the FEMALE ARNP took one look at it and said, I quote, “Oh my god, that is the worst thing I’ve ever seen! I think I’m going to pass out” and called a nurse in to look. It hurt like a mother and I had to have it excised and…

Well there goes my idea for a business that turns dead cat parts into bespoke sex toys. I had an Etsy store set up and everything.

One of my own long brown head hairs became tangled in my IUD string. My doctor spotted it during an exam. She didn’t think it was a big deal. (?!)

Okay, kicking them off the train seems really extreme...BUT I gotta say I can’t stand groups of people who have zero consideration for others with their loud laughing...all races, all genders, all types. It’s obnoxious. I’ve watched entire bars clear out because one or more people think it’s fine to cackle at top…

when I'm mating beak to beak

Hunting deer in season is one thing. Trophy hunting endangered animals is very much another. The douche deserves all the crap he’s getting.

Mr Otter # 3: Wait, I thought you said hi 5

Instructions unclear; I've pissed myself.