Alright, who the hell mentioned Macbeth?

I’ve played kirby since n64. I know he got the shitty end of the stick through melee and brawl. I was so thankful for ssb4 making him good again. He’s fast, a lot faster than people give him credit for. His floatiness is fantastic in faking people out, and combos are great. I never use ‘kirbycide’ if i’m playing a…

Of course, the greatest chess players are all frickin lunatics. Look at Bobby Fischer and his Hitler aspirations.

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Wow, people sure love to talk about headlines. Fuck. Is that the worst thing about your day or what? Gotta bitch about something trivial cause your life rocks.

I thought for sure this would be the “make it through with these wooden weapons” mission. i failed that one about 8 times by the jerks with ice arrows and octos until i started killing them. Only to find i would be pelted with fire. This one I failed once, I stayed pretty far back. Failed when he ran backwards though.

Oh good! Cause after 200 hours I kept hearing this voice saying “i’m taking the kids and leaving your ass”. It was really annoying but it seems to have stopped now!

I could’ve sworn I saw different ones of these made by someone else a week ago...

Oooo perfect for a creepypasta

How they really look:

I actually own one of the fabled “perfect Switches” and can say an aquarium and bundles of wires and electronics aren`t problems. my room is an extremely small space and i havea 40 gallon tank 5 feet from my dock and 6 consoles, including a router, also 2 feet from my dock. My controller works 12 feet away, covered.

And another message underneath the left stick! It says PWB MAIN-01! WOW how’d they know i’m main number 1?

Lol

Wooo! My mains been kirby since the 64! Though he was a top player there. It’s nice to see someone likes him on SSB4 like i do

Fuck! I was really hoping the stamina guage would be gone too for that extra difficulty.

Fuck! I was really hoping the stamina guage would be gone too for that extra difficulty.

“maybe reliable left joy syncing is part of the zelda season pass”

After reading all that, i can honestly say, I would never do that bullshit. Pandering to an audience for entertainment. Fuck that. Fans are stupid and speaking to them on a daily or weekly basis is not worth the money. I’d rather scrape by and live a good, stress free, simple life than jerk a bunch of people off to…

This is my favorite article, ever.

At this point, just say fuck it. i’m rich i quit.