Now they’re probably going to force him to be part of their human centipede project.

I’m curious. What is 34 across?

At least he proved a point though, right? That’s worth all the money in the world. Being right.

Lonely kids with neglecting fathers?

“you can’t make a bad metroid game if you don’t make metroid games.”

Just thought I’d let ya know you put 5.50 when it should be 4.50.

You played Majoras Mask 2 years ago...as in the most recent playthrough or first time?

Yeah but, restaurants use the policy that they can refuse service to anyone for any reason. As far as I know, most retailers have the same policy. There isn’t a question of discrimination anyway if your event is still obviously diverse. They say they can’t use preemptive action, you sure as hell can!

It’s almost as if... stereotypes don’t work. Imagine that.

Media: gamestop is lying to you

What is the staff’s favorite zelda game?

Yeah I like all of these suggestions, I had the ambassador program games and that was the moment I realized Nintendo isn’t a bunch of greedy scumbags. They just need our money.

Wow, so.... you can play games on it. That’s it. That is all. For 300 bucks, you can play games with the features of 8 years ago, mobily. 90 percent of which will be re-re-re-re-re-releases of 15 or more years ago. And I could already talk to my friends on my phone while I played games. Its a fucking phone. Are they…

As long as i get to play new zelda, I DONT GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUCK how the service works. I’m happy playing my antisocial games with me, myself and I without the service or the app like its always been.

So quality! Much value!

Of course they hacked us, they’ve got the fucking perk and kept getting their allowances reset!

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

It takes a really amazing team to take any idea and make it great

I think the important question is, why does nintendo care? They think it will fuck with their sales? No. Tarnish their name? No. Be better and people will expect more from Nintendo? No. I mean its kind of like a game parody right? Like parodying music? Using the musical assets and changing the words

This is awesome! My sister’s daughter is named Aeris! She’s 4 now and juuuust about getting to that game console age. She loves games so it’s pretty cool. Just wait until she finds out what happens to the Aeris she’s named after...