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“He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life,” said Homer Simpson in one of the only true observations the Simpson has made in all its years on the air.

I don’t even need to argue your main point, your implication that Weird Al isn’t hilarious invalidates any opinions you have on humor AND music. That dude has been consistently making funny songs for longer than you or I have been alive.

ya’ll made me very sad now.

You son of a bitch. I’m in.

No,no, no,no,no,no, they want their employees to ask law enforcement if they’d be willing to trade in their phones for store credit.

Well they have to make an attempt to try to keep this store open.

Well they have to make an attempt to try to keep this store open.

Well they have to make an attempt to try to keep this store open.

“Unless that was poorly-worded sarcasm, I guess.”

yeah, me personally i switch on my PTL and my QRC and hit any RZGF with some NBS on their MMZ

Hi Elon

Let me guess, the controllers only work if I shove them up my ass?

Let me guess, I have to download their native STEAM CLIENT to play it?

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Technically shorting is a kind of breaking, so you should be super good at this!

Had he tried to burn down Valve’s HQ, everyone would escape with at most second degree burns.

“As Polygon report, he was charged with one count of burglary and one count of trafficking of stolen property related to the GameStop sale,”

No third count. Typical.

Edit: (I hope someone had a pool going for how fast a joke like this would happen, and I hope you won.)

I can’t read Japanese, but I imagine this pretty much says:

- “Muscles”
- “Muscles Over Here
- “More Muscles Over There”
- “Put a Bigass Muscles Right Here”
- “Teeny-Tiny Bigass Muscle Right There”
- “Don’t Forget More Muscles on This Side”
- “Bone Shaped Muscles in Between the Regular Ones”
- “This Muscle Should Slightly…