The best football coach I ever had refused to give me a playbook because I wasn’t a starter, and when asked why I wasn’t a starter, told me it was because I didn’t know the plays. 

As a Vikings fan, I'm here to tell you that, actually, this article is Good.

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Most accurate comparison for that man’s appearance that I’ve seen yet.  +1

Davis looks like a Ghoul shop keeper from the Fallout universe.

Totally disagree. I want to get the majority of the drive done on day 1 then have a manageable drive the next day to at least try to maximize that day of “vacation.”

But why didn’t the man who’s never had to learn his lesson wise up? 

And they’re stupid as fuck. The Target parking lot is not a sea, you stupid assholes

Eli never cared for Papa John’s anyway. “Too spicy mama, too spicy” he would say when his wife would tell him to open the hanger for the airplane.

Here is how it usually goes, “I want basic transportation....... as long as it has a peppy engine, bluetooth connectivity, a nice sound system, power everything, remote start, an interior that is not acres of cheap plastic, tinted windows, room to carry all my stuff, etc etc etc...”

No, the worst part of The Ringer is Lombardi. We give Simmons a lot of shit, but he can be an excellent interviewer when he wants to be and his podcasts with Klosterman are always great (mostly, because Klosterman isn’t afraid to call him out on his BS).

The beef may go back further than you think. I remember Zirin was actually on a Simmons podcast back in the Grantland days (or maybe even pre-Grantland) and they seemed to find common ground on the stadium funding stuff.

But then Grantland really fucked up with the transgender doctor story and Zirin pounced. Simmons,…

Consulting. Next question.

It’s also Rex Ryan’s pet name for his wife.

If it makes you feel any better, just remember that this is what their lives have come to. Look at these people for what they are. Old, angry, most likely forced into retiring early, and ignorant. They’ll never change. This is what the rest of their miserable lives will look like. The two of them, sitting around,…

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

My bet is Amazon duplicates a service like Pill Pack or SimpleMeds, which package your medications into labeled packets with what time you need to take them. With Amazon’s shipping and distribution, companies like those will be see some serious competition.

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

Well, sure didn’t take too long for baseball player number two to take a knee

Wisdom of a Master Shake, body of a Meatwad.