Your team is owned by a man who is buried so deep in the Presidents bucket of extra crispy that he was named ambassador to the United Kingdom.

Did Trent Reznor have a garage sale? Since it sounds like she purchased his Year Zero synths.

I don’t agree with the assumption that conflict necessarily destroys your friendship/marriage/whatever. It’s true that people’s egos tend to get the best of them in many conflict situations, but if you’re lucky to have anyone in your life with which you can have a good, clean fight, the peace that comes after the…

Devin shouldn’t.

I feel like Bartolo’s uniform should include suspenders at this point.

+1 Louisville Slugger

Mr Tumnus would be the perfect Jags defensive coordinator. Tasked to capture humans but can’t be bothered to do so. “Goodness gracious me!”

Character, it’s not how you win, it’s how you lose.

+1 Foot Locker gift card

I don’t have anything pertinent to add, but I just wanted to say that this was a hell of an article. I don’t follow boxing or MMA very closely, but I was riveted. VERY well done.

Thermapen FTW

That was a plot twist I was wholly unprepared for

nice

Nope, LaVar would be in a trash can if this were true.

If we leave Pay Cable altogether, Justified had a splendid theme song.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Except in cases where you’re required to by an HOA, care about your property values, or care about your relationship with your neighbors.

My grandfather never smiled or laughed that I ever heard except at this scene.