Someone had to.

All the marshmallows and hot dogs for the Queen's party are ruined, however.

WIGGITY WIGGITY

I am stoked Mister S!

What was that name again? I forgot

In Pop’s new Scandinavian import, Swedish Dicks, Peter Stormare stars as Ingmar, a down-on-his-luck stuntman turned private investigator

Attacking Guam would be the end of North Korea, so I'm not sure what the strategy is there.

“Our new president, of course, has not been in this line of work before.
And I think he had excessive expectations about how quickly things
happen in the democratic process,” McConnell told the group.

I am to make best explosion that will make everyone biglyest poopy ever!

This will work out fine!

You shot a kid.

Uh, hi. Will this Kinja have any Flubber? Glayvin.

"My arm wrestling gets better ratings than the Super Bowl!"

Springsteen lives there, and he usually goes out and interacts with mere mortals.

This whole debacle needs arm wrestling and a custody battle.

Classy! Tremendous!

Grab your gear, we've got stories for years!

Get Lena Headey back, too!

Why doesn't Leatherface dance anymore?

Current presidents don't have the genetics for wrestling, like Lincoln with his freakish strength and long arms.