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Chandler Marlowe Targaryen
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Tremendous. Believe me.

He doesn't have the stamina for the fascism. Low energy. Sad.

Bran needs the Debbie Downer trombone sound to play after he speaks.

Dear Mr. Trump My friends call me cucumber I think Obama was better bye

The swamp is my world! Do not bring your evil here!

It's also possible that the only thing some people remember about Twin Peaks is quirky people eating pie and drinking coffee. Or they're turned off by the extreme weirdness of this new show.

And David Hasselhoff.

Well, Trump wine isn't fit for drinking, so…

American is too much sissy to swim in freezing lake!

Steve Guttenberg has done two Lavalantula movies.

Lannister sharks would be the best, classiest, inbred sharks!

Marguerite Moreau

Commander Mormont sent a message about the wight that attacked him. Tyrion read it to Cersei and she laughed it off.

Too Over The Top!

I'm a little disappointed that he isn't wearing that gnarled tree branch looking crown.

Let Paul Rudd explain it to you:

I was hoping Snow would tell Daenerys about Aemon. When she says "I'm the last Targaryen!" he could have interjected with "I met your great uncle at the Wall and he became a good friend of mine!" She deserves to know of his existence.

In Soviet Union, shows get dubbed over to make more depressing!

Makin' It Happen!