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Chandler Marlowe Targaryen
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In Soviet Union warehouse is also country house!

"God Of Death" by Little Arry(featuring Hot Pie)

He WANTS to wear a suit and tie. Little boys don't want normally want that.

He probably thinks South Korea should be paying us for protection. Art Of The Deal!

A war with South Korea is automatically a war with the U.S., because we have troops there and can't just write them off.

I wuvs the catsup on my well dun stake mistah trump

"Local Man Ruins Everything"

He panders to idiots with a made up persona to get their money.

He's a walking mudflap. Also, he smells like Skoal, stale beer, and shit.

"I was beyond overwhelmed with the response I received from community leaders"

They can peel potatoes with those boners! And do push ups too.

"Until this moment I never realized just how easy it is to accidentally cut someone in half…. I wish I spent more time playing catch with you, and less time training my body and mind to kill you in a machete fight."

Also, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

Bubba Ho Tep

He has a beautiful face, like a flower. Yeah, cauliflower.

"Hello 911? This is Johnny Carson. I feel like I have a yak on my chest!"

He sure does hate those fancy lads.

We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.