(Pulls Walker, Texas Ranger lever)

Fancy LADS. Would you like to buy a monkey?

I hope she solves one crime per episode.

"America's first flapper." Flap on, flap off, The Flapper!

"Finally, a real actor on the show!"

If only there were some kind of Machine that could predict crime BEFORE it happened.

OF course Jeremy Piven has a daughter who was murdered and it was unsolved.

Wisdom Of The Crowd looks awful..But I saw Richard T. Jones in the trailer! From The Sarah Connor Chronicles!

Is that the one where the team helps rebuild Scott Bakula's bar while the Springsteen song" My City Of Ruin"s plays? I got a little misty eyed.

Tremendous! The best!

Sick(or crazy) dude!

No Lena Headey, no dice!
(Did I type that last year? Probably)

What is that, a store for dwarves?

"My plan to awaken Cthulhu is really extraordinary! Will be done!"

"I'm asking for a friend. Jim. He's very worried."

WATER SLIDE!
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

In Russia, staying alive is extracurricular activity!

I want British actors attempting Southern accents. Okay, British, Irish, and many others.

Lannisters are Southerners!

Lannisters are Southerners!