Some shark Twitter warnings will likely turnout to be fail whales.

Is "shark" just one of Paul Keating's colorful nicknames for Abbott?

Shark bit.lys are set to skyrocket with new Twitter trackers.

Twitter users are about to get trawled so hard.

Everyone needs to remember that there is an enema in every buried artisanal hatchet.

Ah, hat tip to person who already called out the death of internalized spellings in the age of external knowledge drives. I fall on my artisanal sword.

Is the headline spelling of "artisinal"—moored deep in unchartered lexicographic waters—a result of people constantly mispronouncing "artisanal," or is there an in-joke I am missing?

It's a colonial thing - balls-out emotion is American. In the Commonwealth, we typically express emotion by typing out a letter on a vintage typewriter, or by handing the person a British Hallmark card that says, "I hear you are leaving. Let us never speak of this again."

This face fuzz made my day.

You cannot put a backpack on a cat

Why yes I will!

YES. The "wtf I'm not a moron, woman" face at MIL for e.g. He's also judgmental about stupid dogs: cockapoos

Cattle dogs are the best. Mine hates stupidity in other people as much as I do.

What about SAGE

I eat these foodspin polemics right up. -Sizzled sage leaves FTW

Want the hair. Is it in the realm of everyday hairdresser capability?

This is a tangent, but does anyone remember Aussie band Frenzal Rhomb? Their live-tweeting of the ARIAs (Aus recording industry awards) has killed me right this second. Love to know what they think of this Katy Perry/John Mayer combo. Way to call out the worst of the music industry:

Sad wolf

with samples, I have 5 right now :)