I have them ALL. Buxom is great and doesn't feel like it will ruin your eyelashes, but I also just got the fibers system from Too Faced and that is as close as you'll get to falsies with mascara, I think. I always find the Bad Gal Lash dries up really quick - same thing with Diorshow. What I want to know is how to…

"Citizens of Utah, do not alarm the clit."

"We are gods with anuses."

Thank you for this helpful tutorial.

I think they were arrested on the way to kill the second person, but didn't actually shoot a second/fulfill their FB post.

Nice post. I've seen it in all its forms. When I worked as a ski patrol lady, I was on a mostly male crew and constantly had to prove myself, often to remarks of "oh, she actually can ski," or "oh, you're pretty strong...for a girl." One time, one of the older guys hit me on the back with his ski pole when I did…

Worst pregnancy dream: giving birth to a wolf pup.

The "spiritual hangover" (see: Amis) is the worst at the ripe old age of 31. Just feeling like you're a shit. On that note, Australia has the hangover curing vitamin fizz BEROCCA. It's way better than Emergen-C. Amazing.

Lindy is so spot on with all of this. Aside from witnessing the high-falutin dickery of the incredible online responses [ :( ], I can say as someone that regularly hits the open mics that there is very little awareness that lamo rape jokes are a) lame and b) small, repetitive endorsements of disrespectful behavior…

Nice, this. Coming off the ski bum circuit, one of my favorite stories is of the ex ATO (Australia's IRS) officer becoming a full-time ski patroller at 50. He fucking loved every minute digging, pulling sleds, carrying shit around, and obvs skiing. Lived in a bunk bed in a share lodge. Was loving it. Of course it's…

It's the obligatory airline joke! See also: Louie "Late Night" arc where Leno tells him "tell a story about flying" when he has to fill in as the couch talent. It's THE signifier for this unremarkable comedic age.

Here here. She deconstructed virtually every other act featured on the same continue-play video library on CC. She's actually doing something different and innovative at this point in time, and audience reactions are all "doesn't compute." Genius.