Years ago I hosted Speed Dating as a second job after moving to a new city. I figured I might meet some cool chicks to make friends, and, who knows, I might meet a hot dude.
I came across so many douchey guys - particularly older guys. We would run two groups at a time, grouped by age. At least a couple of guys…

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

"Balls with dancing" is third in the list of meanings for the word "balls" in my brain's dictionary.

So much left out.

Boston has qualifying standards based on age and sex. Even some the qualified runners were shut out because the race sold out. What these people did was crash a party they would never have been invited to, had some of the host's free food and drink, then walked away with centerpiece.

You guys, I feel this is a safe zone to say that I've been watching a ton of college gymnastics lately, and I'm loving it. Why isn't there more gymnastics on tv?!

Surprising. Less vaccinations would lead to more dead babies meaning increased rib supply.

I could watch an entire show just about Camille & Lena. There's so like a hundred things going on between them whenever they're together or acting in relation to the other.

It was. Easily one of my favorite shows ever and the twist in the first episode maybe my favorite twist ever. And now with that said, STOP SLACKING OFF FRENCHIES, I WANT MY 2ND SEASON NOW!!!!!!!!!!

1st question:: WTF is going on in this beautiful /chilling show?? (And who the Fuck would want to live below a dam) and I love how the youth are both mature and typical teens.

When calling for someone to get the sack I think a certain amount of care should be taken with regard to general public knowledge.

My boyfriend at the time decided that he wanted to try a little light bondage with me. Okay, sure. A couple of minutes later I was tied to the bed. He couldn't decide what to do next, so he covered me up with a blanket and left the dorm room. I was still tied to the bed. Still naked.
His roommate came back to the room,…

This story has never been unveiled and I'm three whiskeys deep while dinner is still-a-cookin' so I figured "hey why not put it on the internet?!" I know, I know, my genius is unmatched. So, anywho—-

Parked car, well into the night, naked from the waist down, his head between my legs, cops shine giant flashlights into the backseat.

Upscale hotel in Boston, weekend getaway. I booked a regular room but it was REALLY NICE. Like, a lot nicer than I thought from the pictures and what not. Whatevs. After a lovely dinner, me and my guy are going at it on the king bed I don't remember booking? (*shrug* I'll take it) and mid-moan, mid-thrust, my guy is…