Quinto: (angrily) Do you know who I am??

“We often hear of documentaries that are repudiated by their subjects. Here at Disney we have a policy that ensures this doesn’t happen.”

For a second I thought you were saying that the people the documentaries were about were all dying once their documentaries came out on Disney+.

he still holds a lot of cachet with creaky edgelords who conflate speed with skill when it comes to rap

Wait so they’re not in the new Knives Out movie? 

Suite. A “duel LP.”

the charming dipshit really has to come from within

Jeremy Renner exists in the Glass Onion universe - his hot sauce is referenced in the last movie. So he may just be playing himself.

Oh wow, I loved Los Espookys and Problemista but had no idea Torres has a new show coming this soon. What a pleasant surprise. His style of humor matches my own to a T.

Wealthy men always think everyone wants to hear their opinion.

None of this is really that surprising for a wealthy 70 year old guy to say, but I do wonder why he thinks anyone wants to hear it from him.

As one of those “bad parents” of a trans youth, I say “Go fuck yourself” to this dipshit mediocre-at-best “actor.” It’s hard enough to help your child navigate their journey, not to mention worrying about the unprovoked hatred and violence coming their way in part due to ignorance and bigotry from this two-bit hack…

Julia Louis-Dreyfus remains unchallenged as the Best Dreyfus(s).

Well, you have to know Werner Herzog: he likes his beer warm, his TV loud, and his homosexuals FLAAAMING!

But Chris Hemsworth as Nermal? Inspired.

Assuming they’re not asking for $100 million: why the fuck isn’t this funded yet? An Aubrey Plaza/John Waters project sounds amazing.

Anya Taylor-Joy was miscast as Garfield.

Last year, it was Barbenheimer. The year before, it was Top Gun: Maverick. And I’m sure this summer will see a big breakout hit or two. But for movie theaters, it matters less whether the public can be convinced to see movies they’re really, really excited about (they can) and more whether people see moviegoing as…

The sinister part is that before and during his presidency a whole lot of right-wingers insinuated Obama was illegitimate and “un-American” for a variety of reasons, including that he was a secret Muslim (which is seen by those people as Not Christian and Therefore Terrorist).

It’s so crazy how awful the Google search experience has become. It’s arguably still better than any current alternatives, but man it feels like someone could come in and dethrone it relatively easily these days, just by removing the clutter. The AI results are garbage and yet another thing I have to ignore and…