Followed by the Democratic Republic of the Planet of the Apes.

The Autonomous Collective Of The Planet Of The Apes! 

The cranky bastard. I’ll miss him.

Don’t worry, the following isn’t AI, if it makes you feel better...

I feel like these fall a bit more into the “digitally altered” than pure “AI”. There’s some funky shit going on with the hands of the photographers in the first Katy Perry image, but by and large these are far better and lack the typical obvious “tells” of AI pictures, where you can pretty easily call them out because…

Oh shit, you’re right. I totally read a -s where there isn’t one. I just needed more mid-afternoon coffee, I suppose.

tryna strike a chord and it’s probably A-minor

While I’ve enjoyed Kendrick repeatedly beating Drake worse than Homer beat the Krusty Burglar, I’m skeptical it will do any lasting damage to Drake’s career. Kendrick is a rapper’s rapper, whereas Drake is more of a pop star. He (or rather his ghostwriters) write rap that Taylor Swift fans can enjoy.

SNL took a big risk having edgelord comedian Jerry Seinfeld show up. They must have been sweating the entire time worried he’d go full Michael Richards at any second. 

These topsy-turvy days demand Turner D. Century.

We all know who it should be!

Man you can’t just say “the final episodes” in a headline, you made me think that the show had been canceled and I had missed the news! Had me freaking out for a sec there.

I suspect your post will not age well. Just like comments made years ago why black people and white people should be separate. Why gay people should be condemned to less rights. Why women shouldn’t have credit cards absent a man’s approval....

...this issue, honestly, is quite stupid. It comes down to treating people…

It’s almost shocking how well-adjusted the adults the Harry Potter child stars grew up to be are, even beyond the “big 3" of Daniel, Emma and Rupert.

Since it’s apparently good, I’ll avoid the urge to call it Shartlake

Just as I finished buckling in, I realized I agreed with him. What a lame ride!

Tracy Flick is not the villain of Election, she is only the villain to Matthew Broderick’s character, who is very clearly the one who is in the wrong and is thoroughly punished for his misdeeds. This is not some secret, subtextual reading - it is the explicit plot of the film. Flick wins, Broderick loses, justice is…

It’s borderline refreshing to hear a story of a major Hollywood celebrity who’s just kinda shitty to work with. Like, not quietly racist / misogynitic / homophobic / transphobic, not a secret QAnon dipshit, not flexing his status for sexual favor, not an Armie Hammer-style sex cannibal. Just a chronically late dick, us…

“I knew it was you, Zazu. You broke my heart.”

You sound more like a dickhead than a Nazi. I doubt you’d disagree, either.