It’s always the person you least suspect. Here, Brand is the person you most suspect, which makes you think you shouldn’t suspect him, which makes him the person you least suspect.

Not only “if she says NO, it means NO”, but if she hasn’t said yes, or isn’t in a state to understand yes or no, then the status is NO.

Every day visiting the AVClub is like opening the Dead Dove: Do Not Eat bag, but the dissonance between the headline implying the video’s faked and the disdain towards people expressing the same opinion confuses the heck outta me. Like there are so many layers of snark and irony slapped on top of one another I have…

I’m sure thus website called the AVClub will get right on that hard hitting journalism about the floods in Libya now that you've called them out.

The first time I read it, I read it as "picture of a man with 14 penises in his mouth". And I though huh, that's actually pretty impressive logistically.

Being I can’t shoot a gun, I will continue to volunteer on the ground with World Central Kitchen for a third round of service this fall... you’re more than welcome to join me unless you prefer to sit on your snarky priviledged lazy ass while pounding your micro pud to Sean Penm’s grizzled, wife beating mug...just a…

He expressed a desire to sleep with her and sent her a picture of a man with several penises in his mouth, 14 times.

As an American of Ukrainian ancestry, I would very much like to shake the hand of every celebrity who speaks out for my family members still in Kyiv...except for this man, and now...Mila Kunis.

For those too young to remember, the 2000's were grosser than you can imagine.

I’m sure it existed in some form beforehand, but after Britney Spears and other ingenue pop stars got big, there was more or less a “ticking clock” for when they finally turned eighteen. I think the Olsen Twins were the most prominent one,…

This is a foolish list to even attempt for any other reason than SEO engagement, so yeah, well done.

Needs more Bjork. She has, like, at least 5 videos that are fantastic, if not some of the best of all time (All Is Full of Love, It’s Oh So Quiet, Human Behaviour, Hyperballad, Army of Me, Triumph of a Heart, etc.). 

Chocolatier has bars. News at 11.

Seinfeld has always made it clear that he doesn’t really give a shit about other people. Especially people he sees as ‘below’ him (such as someone’s who job it is to hold cue cards). The whole insincere “that’s a shame” reaction is mostly how he goes through is life. Someone getting yelled at by their boss for not…

I own the Criterion of Akira Kurosawa’s Tonight Show Cue Card Guy. Toshiro Mifune’s amazing in the title role.

“He really wants smart people to have kids...”

I stand corrected. He just seems older.

I’m sorry about your dad.

Why is no one asking Bernie Sanders to go away? He’s older and considerably less effective than Pelosi.

I don't think so, Tim

Guess he shouldn’t have tried it in a small town...