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I’m sorry to hear that. Fwiw, I didn’t mean to pick on you in particular. It’s just that watching stuff and playing games during bathroom breaks is a common trope and I never figured out how applicable it is to the general populace.

I never understood the phone on the toilet thing. Do people really take that long to poop? I’m not a shining beacon of healthy eating myself but rarely take over 2 minutes total.

I agree with your general point but your understanding of sampling in hip hop makes you sound like a boomer who posts Minion memes on Facebook.

Sometimes Betancourt’s writing comes off as a bit thesaurus-y to me. But I’m not mad because that means I learn words like “melittological”, which I totally won’t awkwardly force into my next conversation.

If you can’t fit your movie in a Vine, it’s not worth watching.

I think the successor to the Switch will come out at some point and cost money. Its hardware specs will be existent.

Bummer. Where will I find nude people on the internet now?

Please don’t besmirch the name of Boaty McBoatface.

Just because something is here to stay doesn’t mean you have to embrace it. I’m aware capitalism and drone warfare aren’t going anywhere and I still think they’re shitty.

I can’t believe you made this pun. I’d stop you if I could turn back time.

Obama: “Rustin makes me feel good!”

That, plus the inclusion of help hotlines and the like for people who suffer from suicidal thoughts.

Yeah, it might be time to sail the high seas in search of the best torrents again. (Legal disclaimer: This means I’m planning to pirate the shit out of your precious shows, Jeff!)

Since you’re out of the greys already anyway: Fuck off with your shitty dogwhistle.

Very cool, Kanye. I’ll check in with you in five to ten years to see if you’ve truly dedicated yourself to becoming a decent human being again. Godspeed.

It’s all part of a big media conspiracy to keep the brilliant, engrossing DC movies down. Aquaman would have made ten times that much by now if it weren’t for those paid hacks.

Congratulations on your nomination for “Dumbest Comment of the Year”. You might be a last-minute entry but are a really strong contender.

If you think your stance on the matter is objective, I don’t know what to tell you, man. I’m getting a bit exhausted by your circling around the same “all orcs/elves look the same” spiel. I’ve made my stance on human input clear and it’s become apparent that you don’t value it the same way I do. I’m pretty sure this…

You are conflating the existence of common cultural tropes and the creative expression of them a little too much for my liking. Even though they share traits and aim at the lowest common denominator, you can still distinguish an Elder Scrolls orc from a Warcraft or Warhammer orc. That’s because a human worked on them.