That was objectively terrible. I loved every second of it.

Why do all the Five Nights at Freddy’s mascots always look like they’re slightly disappointed that they’re in a Five Nights at Freddy’s movie?

Oh man, that stings. I’m not as much of a superfan as my name might suggest but he still was a big part of my teen years when I was developing my taste in comedy. Rest in peace, bud.

I should have pulled the plug a lot sooner myself but I’m nothing if not a big hypocrite.

Yeah, no. I used to be able to compartmentalize his bullshit by declaring him dead from 2015 or so on. But I think I’m at a point where his old music is tainted for me as well.

Had to read up on him. The fact that the only non-Republican he donated to is Tulsi Gabbard is hilarious.

I didn’t expect to see a review that’s longer than the actual review in the comments today. For a freaking FNAF movie, of all things. Kudos for your dedication, I guess.

Madonna’s status as the biggest-selling female recording artist of all time has been reaffirmed by Guinness World Records, with 400 records sold

I dunno, the characters are certainly solid enough that they can work in a modern environment. The new Mickey Mouse shorts are a great example of an update that actually works.

Can’t sleep in any room that doesn’t ooze testosterone. A single throw pillow and I’m out.

I’m looking forward to the day when everything on earth is ranked and in order, and we can finally rest.

What are you talking about? It’s October 2019, next year is gonna be great!

Man, the A.V. Club used to have such a great roster of writers. The folks you mentioned, Donna Bowman, Katie Rife, Ignatiy “C+” Vishnevetsky, John Teti... these are just the first who come to mind. Generally I’m trying hard not to be a curmudgeon who calls everything new and modern shit. But the “new and modern” A.V.…

That’s some serious “I got mine” rhetoric there. Just because a bully doesn’t target you doesn’t mean you have to cheer him on while he beats the shit out of other innocent people.

I think Barsanti’s big role model is Sean O’Neal. He tries to copy his snark without realizing what made it so potent and funny. O’Neal was cutting and precise. Barsanti is just flailing around aimlessly.

Man, I love dark humor and satire but some things Youssef said go too far. You can’t just say “You’re one of the good ones, Piers.” I have to draw the line somewhere.

Wait, that’s how you get out of the greys? I always assumed the one person following me was a bot.

For some reason I have the power to pull folks out of the greys. I don’t have an answer for you but maybe a bit of visibility can help.

I read the headline and was hoping at least one contestant was realizing through this show that she was a lesbian.

I’ve taken your whole body of work in the Kinja comments into account for my evaluation of you.