They should have gone with selling stills of the movie on a flash drive.

It’s possible to admire Navratilova for being a trailblazer back in the day and still be critical of her present stances. A lot of people’s views calcify as they age. Calling her out doesn’t diminish her previous revolutionary accomplishments.

World War: Battle Heroes Field Army Call of Prison Duty Simulator is the best video game name of all time.

Yeah, it has always been legendary. I remember my first girlfriend gifting me a bootleg CD of the performance. That was in the early 2000s, before YouTube was a thing.

It’s the same dumb logic of Twitter Blue Checks going: “If you were a better writer, you would get paid adequately.” These numbnuts really believe that a radical free market makes the best ideas and products rise to the top, even if they’re shown the opposite daily by the capitalist hellscape we’re living in.

“Tabloids aren’t a media form particularly hellbent on using accurate semantics.”

This might be a controversial statement, but fuck AIDS for taking one of the greatest singers of all time from us way too soon.

It’s easy if you have no clue what nuance is.

Goddammit, you made me click on a Daily Mail link out of curiosity. The poster is a thing of bizarre beauty.

Same. The nickname I created over a decade ago is now a cruel mockery of when I was at the peak of my powers.

Finally Guy Montgomery’s Guy Mont-Spelling Bee gets its chance to conquer the States!

How dare these people demand living wages! Won’t anyone think of the poor shareholders?

If you reverse the order of the above images, you’ll get a pretty convincing Pokémon evolution line.

Eh, the old Grandpa Simpson quote only applies to me partially. I’m cool with being out of the loop. Let the kids have their stuff. If I don’t get it, it’s fine, I’m not the target demographic.

I love how the old New Yorker catch-all comic caption can be applied to every news item as well.

I might not be as hip to the music of today as I used to be, but Billie Eilish I get 100%. She’s lightning in a bottle and I hope she’ll enjoy a long and successful career.

I mean, if there’s one tiny upside to that dumb Supreme Court ruling, it’s that bigoted businesses are voluntarily putting “I’m a giant asshole, don’t spend your money here” signs up in their windows.

Normally I’d be with you, and there have been plenty of instances where Kotaku has legitimately spoiled stuff in their headline (Polygon has an even worse track record, it feels like). But naming Ganondorf here is like mentioning Bowser in an article about a Mario game.

Yeah, nothing against these shows, they are great. But it goes to show how much voting bodies still prefer content that revolves around privileged, (mostly) white people.

If Rhea Seehorn doesn’t win an Emmy this time, I’m gonna... grumble silently and try to remind myself that they are about as important as the Grammys.