I had to google Postmates, because I had no idea what it was. Thought Jessica Simpson was just rolling around in a pool of off-brand post-it notes.

I’m so old because I remember when his kid acted up during a press conference or swearing in? And then SNL had Chris Farley play him.

I think she’s just Miley Cyrus 2.0? Britney Spears 3.0? Although not quite so famous. Kid star going through young adult rebellious streak? Not quite sure as I’m generation Britney.

For once I have to say that brainwashing TOTALLY worked on me.

I would say the “War on Drugs” shit worked on me in the 80's as I’d never done drugs in my life because it scared the shit out of me. But they didn’t cover alcohol. Alcohol was OK (I even asked my teacher and she said because it was legal, it was OK). So I took that and ran with it. I started drinking at 13, was…

Oh damn, I remember watching this when it aired the first time. It was pretty amazing watching all my favorite cartoon characters in one show. And I was 8, so I was totally against doing drugs at the time. So it was really cool.

Natalie dormer!!

I loved how she bought Domains under peoples names when they wronged her (not really but in her eyes at least), she’s the type of villan I root for.

Oooo comer would be perfect! She could totally do the slight accent Anna was supposed to have too.

That Obama tweet.

The story is insane. I wonder though if they’ll make Delvey’s hair better than it is in real life.

I nominate Jodi Comer to play Anna.

I’m so on board with the Anna Delvey news. That article was a wild ride. One of those truth is better than fiction kind of stories.

If Anna doesn’t serve much time, it will be interesting and ironic if she does indeed parlay this into fame and fortune.

Also, what does she care if he spends 5k on Amazon? She probably spends 5k on lunch or vagazzling.

Your Mom should probably stop treating kids. She’s a danger to them.

A while ago I watched a PBS doc about polio and it really drove home just how terrifying it was before the vaccine. Your kid could be swimming in the local pool one day and paralyzed the next.

“What is going on with this anti-science movement?”

I always liked this quote, from one of our Founding Fathers, no less (since anti-vax sentiment is quite old, really):