$20K won’t get you any mid-range sedan anymore. That’s, like, Civic/Corolla money now. 

My 66 year old father’s wife turned 25 this year. When he told me he was marrying her a year ago he claimed “age is just a number”. I was like... yeah, so is my rent, the distance I live from my sister, and how many times men have told me to smile. What part of life made you think numbers are insignificant?

Well that, and your crazy electoral system that allows partisans to create hyper-gerrymandered districts. You need a supermajority of Dems to win from the kickoff. You also need either an arms-length agency in charge of drawing electoral districts, like most western democracies that value fairness over game rigging.…

I have no interesting Halloween stories so I’ll just share this tweet, which sent me into such a howling laughter fit upon first seeing it that I had to flee my cube and go be hysterical in an empty conference room.

UK Update:

“Officers determined that the gun Wayne was flashing was actually a BB gun and found that the two people who appeared with Wayne in synchronized black skull t-shirts did not break any laws besides a few fashion rules.”

They should just rebrand Megyn’s show as a reality/educational show where she realizes all the things she has said was wrong and why.

This isn’t something that Jezebel is likely to cover, but there’s a front-page story in the New York Times yesterday about a prominent pediatric endocrinologist who sexually abused dozens — and probably hundreds — of child patients during the period of nearly 30 years when he operated a “growth clinic” at the…

You know, my mom divorced him bc he broke her nose and ribs. My grandmother (her mom) facilitated my kidnapping bc “she needs a dad.” She stopped speaking to my grandpa for a couple of years bc he helped my mom get said divorce and hide me from him once I got back from being abused physically, psychologically and…

L. Frank Baum’s The Wizard of Oz is actually series of books, each one creepier than the last (he must have been a very strange man, but he did give us the concept of the brightly lit stage-like department store display window, and I am not making this up.)

Please let her know it’s not about not being prepared. It’s about someone committing a crime. If anything happens it’s not her fault for not being prepared, freezing, thinking the person was a friend, being drunk, leading them on and or not being proficient in weapons.  It’s always the fault of the perpetrator.

That 70s Show premiered in 1998, The Wonder Years premiered in 1988, and Happy Days premiered in 1974. Nostalgia is very much pegged to a 20-25 year gap

I’m not a horror guy by any means but I really, really enjoyed this one. Fun and uncomplicated. Plenty of nods to the original without being too obvious. 

It was approx $95. If you need help, I will help you.

Because a woman got pregnant, and she doesn’t want to be. That’s all you need to know.

People who are at risk of having their lives ruined by an unwanted pregnancy, or ended by an unsafe one, do NOT give a fuck about data theft. Priorities, girl.

Google your county name and “Early Voting 2018".

Club Girth has EVERYTHING.

Kim Kardashian cosplay.

Say that five times fast, then nuke the world from orbit.