So, it just dawned on me that Willow and Jaden were named after Will and Jada and now I feel totally stupid but also... mind blown. That is some weird shit right there.

Not exactly on topic, but I feel like 2013 (and 2008, for what it’s worth) WAS yesterday, and I’m just now realizing that was 5 and 10 years ago and is this what middle age is like?

‘There’s another girl who will do it for free.’

Everyone should consider unionizing. Period.

This is totally not dirtbag related, but I wanted to reach out to those that were so kind and supportive last night when I posted about potentially putting my cat down today. She spent the day at the vet and her blood work revealed that she has an infection and that a round of antibiotics should hopefully have her…

“Yeah Bart, I am Melanie!”

His vitamins gave me a rapid heart beat!

My Trump brand calculator didn’t have a seven or a nine...!

“YEAH, WE WANT CRUNCHY THE CLOWN!”

Later on that night...

Just send Bart Simpson in to explain she died on the way back to her home planet.

He also hates bright light. And you can’t get him wet. And don’t ever—ever--feed Damon Wayans after midnight.

John Goodman marries Phylicia Rashad after both of their spouses die in explosions. The Conner and Huxtable families merge Brady Bunch style.

The part that they left out is that he must be fed every two and a half hours and he eats only bamboo. He is also surprisingly reluctant to reproduce.

Personally, I’m pretty amazed that TheTakeout is reposting from the website of Pizzagating, antivax conspiracist, Ben Swann.

I dont know if you can call it a pattern when you cant swing a dead fish and not hit someone in law enforcement who trump hates.

Who was the US Attorney who convicted Blagojevich: Patrick J. Fitzgerald

What is crazy is that I’m just south of Columbia in MoCo and we seriously just got drizzle all day. Went to Centennial park today expecting to see damage from the storms but it was minimal. I’ve never seen a tiny spot get so many localized slow moving thunderstorms.

I think some people just jump into action without thinking too much whether it be to rescue a pet or person. And floods like this one change so fast, one second it could be at your ankles and you’re trying to help someone out of a car and then a few seconds later it’s nearly up to your waist and the car is moving and…

Extremely sad. I read he was trying to save a woman who went to rescue her pet?? What are the chances he’s alive still? It seems unlikely. :(