So, it just dawned on me that Willow and Jaden were named after Will and Jada and now I feel totally stupid but also... mind blown. That is some weird shit right there.

Not exactly on topic, but I feel like 2013 (and 2008, for what it’s worth) WAS yesterday, and I’m just now realizing that was 5 and 10 years ago and is this what middle age is like?

‘There’s another girl who will do it for free.’

Everyone should consider unionizing. Period.

This is totally not dirtbag related, but I wanted to reach out to those that were so kind and supportive last night when I posted about potentially putting my cat down today. She spent the day at the vet and her blood work revealed that she has an infection and that a round of antibiotics should hopefully have her…

“Yeah Bart, I am Melanie!”

His vitamins gave me a rapid heart beat!

My Trump brand calculator didn’t have a seven or a nine...!

“YEAH, WE WANT CRUNCHY THE CLOWN!”

Later on that night...

Oh I get it, the main character is glad the woman had a miscarriage and has lost their unborn child.

The change looks seriously twisted. It’s actually kind of unsettling.

I’ve been reading CTRL+ALT+DEL (it, Penny Arcade, MegaTokyo and Real Life Comics all started when I was in undergrad, and became a regular part of my day during those years) since it started, and I always felt like “Loss” was incongruous largely because it was a very real look into the author’s real life (or at least…

Just send Bart Simpson in to explain she died on the way back to her home planet.

He also hates bright light. And you can’t get him wet. And don’t ever—ever--feed Damon Wayans after midnight.

John Goodman marries Phylicia Rashad after both of their spouses die in explosions. The Conner and Huxtable families merge Brady Bunch style.

The part that they left out is that he must be fed every two and a half hours and he eats only bamboo. He is also surprisingly reluctant to reproduce.

Personally, I’m pretty amazed that TheTakeout is reposting from the website of Pizzagating, antivax conspiracist, Ben Swann.

Yeah, having seen this whole show I don’t entirely agree with the premise of this article. I think the real difference is that while serial killers are typically portrayed as dominant/masterful, there is something very childish about Villanelle, which is reinforced numerous times by showing her interacting with…

So good!