Exactly this. I just keep thinking, “Now his supporters get to say that he pays his taxes.” I feel like it did way more harm than good.

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

Dax Shepard accidentally taught his baby to say “fuck” but he’s proud because she’s “nailed the syntax.”

I’d forgotten he existed. It was nice.

Yeah, Kat Von D said that he cheated on her with like 19 women, which is a crazy number but I believe it. Two types of people I don’t trust: Trump supporters and serial cheaters who’ve had multiple marriages fail because they cheated. This guy is both.

Complete and utter tangent: I just don’t understand why anyone gets married again after the second divorce. What’s the point? The chances you’re going to stay together are practically nil.

yeah yeah whoopsies-daisies ya dirtbag

and that doesn’t even include the music: queen, queen/david bowie, depeche mode, nena, til tuesday, george michael... must see

Follow the billing address, something tells me it’ll be something like 1599 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC.

It may be upside down, but it looks rightside up to Spicer when he stares down his nose at it.

Call it what you want, it is about keeping bad people (with bad intentions) out of country!

Ryan Reynolds is the next door neighbor you see mowing the lawn intermittently for years, yet never feel compelled to meet.

Speaking of coasts and budget cuts, the Trump administration (ugh) is proposing cutting funding to the Great Lakes from $300 million to $10 million. When people saw the number they thought it was a joke, because no one could be that fucking petty. But, no, it’s a real proposal. Like, it’d almost be palatable if they…

Obama was born there, so Donald thinks it’s in Kenya....

I hope that his first thought waking up and has last thought at night are the same: “I helped create this monster.” I hope he realizes just how much he helped fuck this country, and I hope that whatever payoff he got for it will never be enough.

Hmmm...alternative theory:

Does this dipshit regret braying about reopening the investigation into Hillary’s emails? I hope he gets the most agonizing migraines from dealing with Trump’s dumpster fires every day.

Our racist uncle who posts conspiracy theories to Facebook is our president.

I honestly don’t know what to do with the knowledge that the POTUS, despite having access to MUCH better sources of information than a private citizen, essentially gets his news the same way, and from the same sources, as kooky friends, family and acquaintances we all have on our facebook feeds.

Investigating the wiretap would, as he knows, lead to the discovery of a perfectly legal wiretap done by law enforcement because of evidence of illegal activity on Trump’s part, which itself would then be uncovered. Given his criticism of Trump, I suspect that’s his goal here, without overtly antagonizing Trump or the…