Nothing against Solange, but “Needed Me” (aka the We Aren’t Dating national anthem) deserved a Grammy.

This was gorgeous to look at, the colours, the movements, the fading in and out between the live and recorded Beyoncé.

Lol. Just like him liking Ben Carson totally proves he’s not racist!!

He held a rainbow flag.

Yeah, I was coming to say that. The skit at the end where Leslie Jones and Vanessa Bayer were trying out to play Trump was probably in that vein as well.

Also not at all baffling because Kate McKinnon is a treasure and supremely talented and can play any part. The fact that it would piss of 45 even more is just icing on the cake.

I think my fave part of Melissa’s Spicey skit was when she turned the press room into QVC for Ivanka’s crap.

Rosie should play Trump. Doesn’t matter if she’d be good at it, you now that would get under his skin.

“played, a little bafflingly, by Kate McKinnon”

YO, the first thing i thought was WHEN IS JOHN WATERS GOING TO SPEAK

I saw her clapback at someone who was pissed at her for being vocal against Trump. The woman said something to effect that she was going to throw her HP books away or burn them, and JKR was like, “ that’s fine. I already got your money. Byeeeeee!”

I don’t see how he can succeed in court with a new EO if it even remotely looks like the last one. He has to include companies where there is a credible terror threat like Egypt or Saudi Arabia, and I don’t see him doing that. He can’t have an exclusion for Christians, so the evangelicals will freak out. And he’s…

The other lawyers I know have been remarking about how Trump reminds us of that client who’s sure everything will be fine if we would just let him talk directly to the judge and work things out.

Yes. I can’t believe we’re at less than a month. How will we survive?

How’s all that winning going, Don?

You know, when I am meeting with members of our global team, I always take five minutes to Google customs of the country in question. It takes five literal minutes and it helps me avoid looking like a stupid idiot. And I’m just a finance scrub. I’m not the president, and I put more effort into fostering…

I have a lot of childhood friends who are both conservative and teachers, and they have been very quiet since the election. When DeVos came along they were outspoken and jumping in on all the action items to try to stop her. I know these people are anti-choice, anti-immigrant, and voted for Trump, yet EVEN THEY hate…

Mine too. A long time ago (more years than I want to admit), my father told me a smart person learns from their mistakes, but a wise person learns from others’ mistakes. I think a LOT of people just don’t think that way and have to experience the pain a bit to learn why something is a bad idea.

Yeah but....e-mails....Benghazi...blah blah blah

On second thought maybe Hillary Clinton would have made a better president. I have spoken.