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Or Fox News as it prefers to be known…

Challenge for the next 4 years: Find a story about Donald Trump where ‘this is horrifying’ is not a context appropriate descriptor of what is happening.

humanitarian aid to African countries was like the ONE thing W. got right.

Someone said to me, I guess it was like 18 months ago jeezus, that Trump reminded them of Teddy Roosevelt. I couldn’t get much past my dizzy spell from the cognitive assault, but I did say, “Nooo...”

This. I can’t explain why the President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief is a good thing if things like, oh, “improved life expectancy in developing countries”, “fewer orphans” and “fewer babies born with HIV” don’t sway you.

Look it up. Africa, country of.

The Africa

What do you bet that he thinks it’s one country?

People keep asking me why these things bother me so much, and why we should keep doing things like send aid or provide healthcare, and it’s seriously like, “I literally cannot explain to you how not to be asshole. Because that’s what this is, your gross inability to care for other people.”

It is entirely heartless and sociopathic. They are literally signing death warrants. I don’t know how you can so removed from reality that you think getting rid of people’s health insurance is a good idea.

Boob Thunderdome. Two boobs enter, one boob leaves. Poor righty was the weaker mammary.

That, my friend, is the rare and stealthy north American “Boob wrangler” dress, known for hiding out in pretentious stylist’s offices and viciously glomming on to innocent female celebrities.

Carrie looked like she was being devoured by a vagina. There, I said it.

What in God’s name is happening with Anna Kendrick’s bosom there?

Karrueche’s dress wasn’t even that bad IMO. Sure it’s very ‘80s prom, it’s tacky, but there were some real monstrosities there.

we never deserved her.

They both were.

I think she was too good for us.