This, so much, this!!!

I'm alone in my car in the gym parking lot. Ppl walking by must be concerned about my horrified looks and repeated mutterings of "oh...my...gawd."

That is one sexy man👍

He's like a less fortunate looking peacock. Poor baby.

The best thing about your first pap smear is you realize how quick and painless it is. I didn't go until I was around 23 for fear and embarrassment. After it was over, I thought, "So that's it?"

Almost as good as the guy in Argentina passing off ferrets as poodles.

Kinda looks like James Deen in this picture. Would bang. At least, hate fuck.

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

What if it accidentally slipped inside?!?' I'd hate to be working the ER.

This deserves a George Takei "Oh myyy!"

Yes, at least it didn't involve Tom Cotton, Jason Rapert or damn Huckabee!

WPS!!!

We made national news! Arkansan here.

I hate myself, but I genuinely admire people that act with this much IDGAF (the store manager, that is). I guess I'm jealous that I can't act that way without being stripped of my license, going to jail and/or getting my ass kicked. I'm a horrible person. I'm sorry.

I'm pleasantly surprised by all my fellow Arkansans on Gawker and Jezebel!

I live close to Little Rock, Arkansas. You're right. This is just a matter of the original judge dotting the Is and crossing the Ts. Judge Piazza has not issued a final order. He'll address the county clerk law in his final order. Boom, the end.