Ugh, edgy atheism.  It was tired when your best friend in high school discovered it and it’s tired now.

true true true!! My mind was opened before I even knew there was something to open

It’s not as easy when you’re not in your 20's anymore.

What do Disneyland and Viagra have in common?

Real Sex segments I remember: The tantric-type swingers retreat where attendees were taught to give orgasms without touching (!), the amateur porn film festival that featured clown porn, the poetry strip tease reading, and a visit the sex doll factory.

Real Sex was one of the strangest programs ever made. HBO plainly viewed it as porn and treated it as such but it was some of the least arousing shit on TV. Episodes generally consisted of swingers with bad 90s haircuts talking about their feelings and shit and very little of it involved visible sex between attractive…

Whoever came up with “miracle” as a stand-in for “body-horror nightmare” deserves a Nobel Prize for euphemism. 

The CEO of Tits has decided to resign in order to spend more time with his hot stepdaughter.

I’m taking this news rather hard. Even with stiff competition from the Internet, I never thought this day would come.

Not only do we have the best drugs, but we’re also heavily armed and might show up uninvited and pissed off next time.

Out of Control was the with Dave Goulier saying “Cut-it-out!”, right?  That and Turkey Television made my day.

Pff, 90s nostalgia. Give me some Danger Mouse, You Can’t Do That On Television, Nick Rocks, The Third Eye, Black Beauty, The Tomorrow People, Livewire, Going Great, Turkey Television, Kids Writes, Mr Wizard’s World, Standby, Lights, Camera, Action, Out of Control.

But they haven’t even waited to see if the movie is box-office poison!

They worship at the altar of HUGH DOWNS!!

Oral histories have officially jumped the shark.

Dude, what are you talking about.

Jack wasn’t supposed to die in the script. In the script, after Rose is rescued, Jack’s seemingly lifeless body suddenly turns to the camera, winks, then flies off to his home planet of Zhzgar.

I try and stick to what’s actually on the Wikipedia page. Doing outside research kind of defeats the point of the feature.

That’s the thing that slaps me in the face almost every day. We all knew exactly who Trump was. He was a national joke from 1980-2008. Then he started spouting racist conspiracy theories and he became a Republican presidential contender. Go figure.