No no.  Just because I’m dense and humorless shouldn’t ruin your fun.  Please.  Always keep the bit going. 

It’s from Arrested Development. I was being Old AV Club.  

And you got yourself a stew going!!

My first opinion was that it was one theater. My second opinion was that Aurora not showing a movie about a guy dressed like The Joker shooting people, while perhaps misguided, is not an abnormal thing. You showed up and told me I was wrong, and that the real reason was wokeness and how we’re all just virtue…

Left open cans of whoop ass from the previous evening  

I’m not wrong about anything. All I’ve done is state two opinions. You’re the one being incredibly rude, and now you’re just lashing out me personally because I’m not engaging you on your terms.  Go on back to the Avocado.  I’m sure they eat it all up there.  

No you aren’t.  You are being snarky and willfully dense while trying to make some larger point about how people are overreacting to a movie in a thread where the only overreacting happening is coming from you.  By all means, tho, head on back to the Avocado.

You are wildly misreading my point and putting a tremendous amount of work into it.  

I think it’s more to do with the fact that the guy dressed up like The Joker while he shot all those people rather than any sort of statement against violent movies or Incels or whatever. It would be in poor taste to show a movie about a guy who ends up painting his face and shooting a bunch of innocents. And while…

Meh. Theaters refuse to show movies all the time for all manner of reasons. Remember when a bunch of theaters caved to threats from North Korea and refused to show The Interview? Or 1 theater in Georgia banning The Last Temptation Of Christ, only to go ahead with the showing a few weeks later?  The shitty precedent…

It’s one theater, man.  

Now he’ll finally be able to land his passion project, The Man With The Other Red Shoe.

He might be The Nicest Guy In Hollywood, but it’s still Hollywood.  

The twist is the whole living room was rocking, and the baby was still the whole time!!!

yeah..no one...

I remember, being a little kid, and hating anything like the Oscars or the Super Bowl or whatever because it always fucked with the regular schedule. It was very frustrating because all three of my channels would be fucked, since the other two networks wouldn’t even try to complete against the Emmy’s. Basically, when…

Fewer people than ever before, Friend!

Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman is quite an oddity.  

This. We all knew we had something special when we saw her play an immortal toddler, and she has never let us down since. I only expect her to get better.  

I loved Chandler’s laptop.  Even when it was new, those Compaqs looked dated as hell.  Computers used to suck real bad, kids.