Oh, Bronto *giggles nervously* that’s such a funny link. *looks down and digs toe of shoe into ground* I was....ahh...I-I-I-I....was wondering *looks shocked* Wait!! This is Puddinghead from school! *smooth* I was wondering if m’lady *tips fedora* would care to accompany my to the *ahem...produces envelope from hidden…

Fire got most of us.  CancerAIDS got the rest.  

I demand a version of Misfits of Science that doesn’t suck!

They can be.  Most of them are just regular people like you and me!  

 -- Mark Zuckerberg Feb 3rd, 2004

Hello.  I saw you on the face book, and I think you are a man. That can satisfy me in that way.  I’m shy and 27 y ears old, but you could showme more? hee hee : P  I can’t wait to meet for sex and also talking

That is a very low bar to cross. Automan would be good too if we got Joss Whedon to reboot it. 

Winner by 1 minute.  

I’m from California. Sunny California, not Mountain California, so my experience with snow growing up was pretty nil.  40 years later, I move to Washington state.  I tried to scrape all the snow off my windshield with my arm in one big swoop.  That was my first in many lessons about how much snow hates us.

Do not underestimate snow.  Snow will fuck you in ways you haven’t even dreamed.  

It was fun when you had to listen to Art Bell at 3am, or dig through old BBS message boards, or find collections of old stories, to learn about Bigfoots and UFOs. Now, if there is any interest in it, there are 8 reality shows about Hunting it that only serve to reinforce the fact that it’s all bullshit. 

AM radio is literally the tool of Satan, who is The Devil, Lord Of Lies.  I hope it never changes.  

If IMDB is to be believed, that voice is Sir Anthony Hopkins doing his very best Mel Blanc impression.  

It’s a pretty standard position that all politicians hold. Providing too many details is just handing your opponent ammunition. Get one thing wrong, and you’re a liar and how dare you mislead the American public and it doesn’t matter what your point was because you’re clearly a Russian sleeper agent/Kenyan Assassin/s…

More likely that certain “bankable” stars will simply be certified “gay” through magazine spreads and paparazzi photos so they’ll “qualify” for their role.  They can always switch back later.  It’s Hollywood.

All I said was they had to add a lot of qualifiers to be able to call Lizzo the the First Black anything.  She is not.  Nice work on the number one hit, tho.  

It’s not that significant. She’s got a number one hit. Nice work. But lets not pretend that she’s breaking barriers that women such as Beyonce, Rhianna, Janet Jackson, Lauren Hill, Whitney Houston, Donna Summer haven’t already left in pieces.  Still cool, but hardly groundbreaking.  

Best I can tell, the qualifier is Solo. Meaning not Ft. soandso. Maybe. The article had to add in a few qualifiers to get the First Black Woman cheevo.

But now you know it’s the best scene.  You’ll be ready.