It’s like Gwen is accidentally reporting on her Facebook Memories.

The Kinks are low-key better than the Beatles, but I imagine Ray Davies is a difficult person to do business with. Sorry, a difficult person with which to conduct business.

This happened like 100 years ago.

Carl Reiner is a man that clearly eats his veggies.  He’s been in my dead pool since the movie The Dead Pool. 

Everything was going so well for Bosco until that night in Duluth when authorities found him and Honey in a Thunderbird Motel after the manager complained of a terrible stench. Honey had been dead two days, and Bosco was so wrecked on coke and moonshine that, when they finally clean him up, he couldn’t remember the…

I disagree. There isn’t enough public shaming anymore. Twitter doesn’t count cause everyone is a badass cowboy on Twitter and nobody listens. I mean straight up calling out shitty behavior in public. We are all fully aware that smartphones are disruptive, annoying, and in many places, forbidden.  It’s 2019.  If I…

We can only hope he can do for Weird Al what he did for ICP.  

I always assumed the demo TVs played a very specific video that each TV is specifically calibrated to show that video at its best.  At home, I watch content spanning 60 years.  Most of it will never look quite right.  I just let my eye adjust unless it’s really obnoxious.  

Have they tried barking back at the dogs to establish dominance?  Also, hold your coat open to appear bigger.  

And no one will be sent to the Prison Of Racism.  

I thought Racism was a monarchy.  Like idiots and Shit Mountain.  

Yeah   Less Bane, more Egghead   

No, it’s canon. It was revenge against Batman after Batman destroyed the giant hand buzzer Joker was going to use to steal the Mope Diamond, the gloomiest diamond that ever existed, and make it laugh.  

People put a lot of thought into the prequel for a character that, at some point, will hold Commissioner Gordon hostage over a giant acid filled cream pie until Batman deduces that Gordon is being held in the old, abandoned Gotham Giant Cream Pie Factory.  

Shhh....Emily’s on.  She’s my spirit animal.   

That’s usually caused by some manner of 3d surround sound being fed through the crappy internal speakers on the TV. I missed Hannibal completely due to a combination of poor audio settings and Mads Mikkelsen filling his mouth with marbles.  Try turning off any extra settings beyond Stereo,  

I have no idea how to adjust the color on my television at all. I can get to the settings, and even move them around. The various defaults seem ok, I guess. It’ll never look like it did in the store, unless I want to watch that video of the hot air balloon over and over again. Anyway, this sounds complicated and I’m…

Indie musicians: They’re just like us!!!

Easy there, Pete.  

Pepperidge Farm is always bringing up old shit.  Drama queens, the lot of them