chancellorpuddinghead
Chancellor Puddinghead
chancellorpuddinghead

Hey, remember when Republicans said one thing and then did another?  

He means that, unlike Davidson, Rodman had the talent to back up his weirdness and generally off-putting character.  

He can be right and also a no talent ass clown not worth listening to. I dont need to research Twitter to learn that everyone on Twitter is immature and wrong.  

That’s not how right and wrong work.  

Update: He’s not wrong.  He’s still lame. 

Yeah, that’s what you get when you hire no-talent never-will-bees. Pete Davidson makes no sense to me. His star power (what there is) is clearly manufactured, but he’s too much of a unfunny pothead to do anything with it. Speaking of unfunny pothead, Pete Davidson is not funny. At all. Why he gets any attention at all

Agreed.  Wouldn’t be surprised if it was drawn from King’s own experience.  There is nothing disquieting about the Sewer scene either. That’s my point. The pearl-clutchers who love bringing up the sewer seem completely oblivious to a scene where two young boys mess around in a junkyard before one of them goes missing.

No, it must never be filmed.  The point can be made quite easily without it.  It’s a fantastic scene, and not at all lewd or predatory or even sexy.  The kids figured out what needed to happen, and handled it with maturity and dignity even though it was uncomfortable.  That’s called growing up, and that’s why it

Everybody gets so hung up on that scene. There is another scene in a junkyard that doesn’t get nearly the attention, but is just as questionable. I think 9 out of 10 people who complain about That Scene In IT have not read IT.

Oh hey, Backstreet’s back.  Alright. 

I checked out when Lady Gaga raped Schmidt with a power drill in Hotel.  Haven’t been back.  This show is kinda lame.  

They don’t mention what happens to your pipes when you try to flush a bucket of golf balls.  Sorta like demonstrating a powerful new cooking torch by using it to burn your house down. 

Nothing defeats the windmill!

I know I’m super late to the party, but I just wanted to say that I’m so glad I didn’t make the paper when I got fired from McDonalds. 

Nah, you’re right. And they’ve been using largely the same tactics for ages. The main change recently is high profile celebrity endorsements and a thoroughly debunked report that continues to be validated.  

n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nice!  A pre-pre-pre-prequel-l-l

The pot? Is that cat talkin about the reefer? Smoooth....

My sister’s friend Debbie mainlined 4 marijuanas in a row while standing on an alpaca.  It’s called a Quadruple Maynard.  She spent 6 weeks in a coma before she died.  Her unborn child ran for President and grew up to be Jeb Bush!  Not even once!!

I did. I did Worf him. Worfed him good. He needed a good Worfing. Worf is my new favorite verb.