That’s Dave Grohl’s dad, David. He died in an ATV explosion in the early aughts

We’re inching ever close to the day that a genuine milkshake duck could exist.

For several years, Domino’s Pizza ran a commercial which featured a snippet from Miserlou. My dog learned that the guitar solo was always followed by a doorbell, so she would take off for the front door the moment the music started and then wait to bark until the doorbell rang.

David Berkowitz case reopened!

The latest victim of cancel culture:  Your GOOD BOY YES HE IS WHO IS A GOOD CANCELLED BOY??

When a guy walks on a sidewalk, they ordinarily expect oncoming traffic to move out of their way, with the confidence of a lunatic in an old Mustang playing a game of chicken.

I moved into a rental house a few years ago that had been vacant for 15 years and there were two wham posters hanging in the basement and nothing else. It was kinda spooky

I thought it was obvious that it was the ghost of the heart donor— OUT FOR REVENGE. He forces Emilia to murder the members of a rival crime syndicate.

her romantic opposite keeps doing odd things like dodging passersby on the sidewalk, or never speaking to anyone but her, or vanishing and materializing without warning

Also, they had to agree to Terrence Howard’s demands that there be no gravity on set.

Sh*t My Kevin Says

Don't Trust The Kevin In Apartment 27

“Finally, I get to do just what I’ve always wanted to do if I was a grown-up: kill everybody!”

Tom Hanks needs to make a movie that would, I guess, be in the “whimsical fantasy” genre, where a witch or something curses him to have to relive the experiences of his movies, but as if he was actually the character in them, not just an actor. So he finds himself in The Burbs, Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, etc.…

And my axe!

“So we beat on, tents against the current, borne ceaselessly into the past.”

“He wasn’t rich in love or in friends but he was rich enough in cash to buy this overpriced, floating deathtrap.”

My guess is he has drank 18 beers a day for so many days that he thinks there are 5 days in a week.

He switches to Kirkland Original Bourbon-Style Corn Whiskey on the weekends.

He’s in a coma for the other two.