AKA How Hard Can John Wick Be?

Top Surgeons do not have to be brilliant scientists. They don’t have to be scientists or profound thinkers at all. They are like a cross between Supercar Mechanics, Violinists and NFL Quarterbacks. You have to learn very specialized and complicated skills and information, have superhuman fine motor skills, nerves of…

Was Fitty Cent walking the dogs?

We really have to recognize Adam Rapoport and the old Bon Appetit organization for fostering a work environment so toxic it has now managed to cause rip through a second, unrelated media outlet.

“...easy to grab and run with.”

As an optimist I have to point out that Lady Gaga now has first single for her Country album.

The last thing he needs after coming out of rehab is 2 more Petunias.

Really impressed the dogwalker survived considering they were apparently shot four times in the chest. Dog theft might be common, but this is a movie-worthy premise.

Agreed. Treating it like subtle foreshadowing for the Agatha theme is a weird way to look at it - it’s just the recurring WandaVision theme, which is then co-opted by Agatha (much like the plot/show itself).

It’s funny that there’s a spoiler warning for the article, but there’s already a spoiler in the title. The Youtube video does the courtesy of blanking out the spoiler.

To be fair, the M. Night Shyamalan version was probably the version we deserve. We are terrible people and deserve punishment.

Killing a dog doesn’t make her evil. Michael kicked a dog into the sun on The Good Place and he’s the architect of Eleanor and Chidi’s heaven. That reminds me, I really need to finish watching season one.

My prediction it will be good, but not as good as The Good Place and the constant Good Place comparisons will make it seem bad, although it is actually good. Sort of like Season 1 of Miracle Workers.

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but he has a mask on!

Will they even make it through the first episode before resorting to flashbacks that take place off of the train? Can they get through the first season before discovering there is “Another” train?

these ivory-tower media bloggers don’t know what it’s like in the trenches.*


* its WET

You don’t understand. People have to say “superb owl” because if they say “super bowl” the sue-happy NFL will come after them.

Spanfeller: “can you find some way to reformat this as a listicle?”