Y’all selling that goat from the witch movie?  I’ll give ya five-hundred dollars for it.

After this episode, Moana, Rick and Morty, and Flight of the Conchord’s original “Bowie’s In Space” I think we can all officially coronate Jermaine Clement Earth’s official Faux David Bowie. (David Fauxie?)

• I want to meet Steven’s grandparents!!!

Signed all future children who grow up scared of cockroaches. 

VFX Community Apparently Hasn’t Seen That GIF of the Cockroach Dancers

They’re not wrong that effects can’t fix a story, but the shoddiness of the CATs effects was well-documented. It may have been down to timing rather than talent, but the VFX were a huge issue.

The Big Thicc.

Unfortunately that wouldn’t leave me with enough money to also buy sharks.....

Man, the new Weezer music video sucks.

I’m glad they’ve taken the most wholesome of the decade-old dance crazes to bring back. I was most offended by what I like to refer to as the Harlot Shuffle and the Devil’s Douglas

I’m seein’ double—an 18-way!

With The Mule, Eastwood raised the bar.

And I thought The Irishman was a long movie! Why are there snakes in my popcorn!

LSD was my favorite movie of 2019 also

“It’s not a game for everyone” keeps getting repeated. Video Games are the only entertainment media where this needs to be stated. Shows just how homogeneous the industry is. Weird music? Expected. Weird movies? Loved. Weird video games? “It’s just not for everyone!”

Dax joins […] Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake, and Paul Rudd.

Check out Fred Rogers’s totally wicked acceptance of people for who they are!

Damn I was hoping that “kindness” was going to say “skateboard moves” instead

Hey, Kristen Bell could marry any fire hydrant she wants.

Hi Kristen.